It just occurred to me it’s Friday night. That itself is depressing, given that I am studying all night for the final I may or may not have to take in the morning depending on snow. *(Not sure if it’s good or bad to not know if you’re going to have a final or not)
But in hindsight, it also occurred to me that while some days “feel like Monday” or some particular day, the last few days haven’t felt like any day at all or any singularly contained period of time. In fact, the concept of day has been largely abstract and irrelevant.
It’s finals folks, one shitty 336 hour day.
- SOL stands for ‘statute of limitations’ and ‘shit out of luck’ is merely the short-version meaning of ‘statute of limitations’
- Alcohol becomes more important than food
So about 2 minutes before opening tumblr and seeing this, I was looking at the municipal code to email my landlord and about a minute before opening tumblr to see this I was looking at Facebook and hating my life from seeing the live of others.
"Welch is a famous and often-cited decision. This reflects its showy phrasemaking and the fame of its author rather than its capacity to aid in the analysis of subsequent fact patterns, which (to put it kindly as possible) is extremely limited. Pompous and needlessly Delphic, it has generated considerable confusion.”
Because sometimes your professor and the casebook author conspire just to fuck with you.
Anonymous asked: That awkward moment when you have a breakup in the middle of finals.
Oh shit. I’m sorry, that sucks! The closest thing I have heard of was breaking up right after finals but during the journal writing competition. An example of someone who thought they were being considerate, but not quite.
Only to be told “It’s not fair to you to keep this going when it’s not there anymore.” Really? You can fake it for a couple of weeks.
iknowmykingdomawaits asked: 2L fucking sucks. I don't have the sheer terror of 1L anymore to motivate me, and so I'm still not done with outlines. I constantly swing between being scared and just not giving a single fuck.
I’m pretty sure we’re the same person.
This is my life right now. Apathetically terrifying.
When people assume that I will ever be done studying.
They just don’t understand. It’s perpetual.
- Finals as a 2L
- Gibbons v. Ogden (1824) - gifbrief
Or alternately, since there are steamboats involved…
(Thanks to 12b6 for the gifbriefing idea!)
- Pennoyer v. Neff (1878) - gifbrief
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
- When someone asks me if I feel prepared for finals.
A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care